Title: Under Orders 7: Monkey Business Author: Batela Rating: NC17 Sk/M Summary: Walter learns to play nice with the local wildlife. Email: batela@angelfire.com URL: www.angelfire.com/mb/wsjournal/index.html Note: This is for David who has been bugging me for months to put a silver-backed gorilla in my Under Orders A/U. ************* Skinner opened the door to his apartment and stopped dead in his tracks. There was a silver-backed gorilla in his livingroom. It was dancing around, clutching at its head and shoulders, snarling and growling. And swearing. "Mulder?" Skinner shut the door. The gorilla stopped and looked up. "Walter! Oh thank God! Get me out of this thing!!" came Mulder's muffled voice from inside the hairy thing. Skinner stepped up to him, trying very hard not to laugh. "What are you doing?" he asked, assessing the situation. The gorilla spread his hands. "I was trying on my Halloween costume and I think the zipper is stuck in the fur." A thick black finger pointed to the offending object. "I see. You know, Fox, that I refuse to dress up as Jane." Furred hands went onto thick hips and a large black foot tapped on the rug. "I know that. Scully is going as Fay Wray." "That's good, because I also refuse to dress up as Tarzan." Skinner smirked. "Oh ha ha very funny. Although considering some of the stupid costumes you've conned us into, I should make you dress as Tarzan. Hmm, you in a loin clothe. We may have something there." Mulder tilted his large head up and down, looking Skinner over. Skinner's eyes opened wide. "Oh no you don't." ************ Skinner felt ridiculous. While the big ape lounged around on the couch, Skinner found an old brown bed sheet, cut it up and wrapped a piece around his hips. He stood in front of Mulder and waited for the verdict. The large black furry head moved up and down. "That's hot, Walter. Very hot. And look, I found a vine." He proudly held up the 'vine'. Actually a rope. Skinner's eyes opened wide and he raced away. "Oh no you don't!!" he yelled as he took the stairs 2 at a time. The gorilla raced behind him, howling, grunting and beating on his chest. Skinner was tackled on his bed face down. "Ooof!" his voice muffled in the bedding. The gorilla straddled his hips and tied his wrists together and attached the rope to the head board. Mulder gave a Tarzan yell and pounded on his chest. "You belong to Kerchek, king of the Apes." the gorilla declared. Skinner groaned and tried to bury his face deeper into the bed. He was glad Scully wasn't home. Something cold touched his shoulder and he looked back. He was being sniffed over by his 'owner'. "Mmmm, smell good. Tasty." "How can you smell anything with that thing on?" Skinner demanded. He got a smack on the rump. "Quiet, you." The sniffing continued down his body. Skinner was a little uncomfortable; he was actually getting turned on. His loin clothe was flipped up and his cheeks were rubbed by thick hairy fingers. "Wait a minute. You're stuck in that thing, remember? You're going to get me turned on and just leave me on." The weight left him and Mulder stood up next to the bed. Skinner turned to look at him. Mulder had torn a hole at the appropriate area of his groin. Skinner had to stop himself from laughing at the site of a pink penis growing from the black fur. "You put that thing on naked?" he asked. "Of course, it was too hot otherwise." Mulder waited a moment and then gestured from Skinner's mouth to his cock. "Pleasure me, slave." Mulder growled his demand. Skinner thought that Mulder needed to work on the growl but he played along anyway. Soon he had Mulder good and hard but he wasn't too sure about the sensation of the leathery gloves on his head, though, and the fake fur kept tickling his nose and getting into his mouth. Skinner was reluctantly pushed away and he looked up to see Mulder applying lube to a gloved finger. "You realize, of course, that you've ruined the suit so you'll have to pay for it." he advised the ape. Skinner shut up as the thick finger rubbed around his anus. He groaned and buried his face in the blanket. His lovers knew that was his downfall. They could make him do anything just by rubbing him there. By the time the leather covered finger entered him, he was ready to beg for it. Mulder chuckled, knowing his lover so well. Skinner knew he was in for a wild time in the jungle that night. *********** Scully let herself into the apartment, tossed her briefcase down on the table and walked upstairs. She stopped short in the doorway of the bedroom. Walter was laying naked in the arms of a gorilla. Scully burst out laughing and left the room. Her howls could be heard throughout the apartment. Skinner lifted his head and looked over his shoulder. "You know, there are times when she really knows how to leave a man's ego in the dust." he commented to the King who grunted in reply and reached for Skinner. "Cheetah wants a banana." The End